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November 30, 2004 Fanmail
Saturday, December 4, 8pm, $10
Glenside House Concert Series
Hosted by The Yavits
713 Chapel Road, Glenside, PA
Glenside, PA
You know, we do a lot of house concerts. And, it's not just because we can't get jobs in bigger venues than your average living room. No, it's because we like to peek into people's medicine cabinets.
We just can't help it. It's like some sort of compulsion.
Then, on the way home after the show, we ask each other questions like,"Omigod, do you have any idea what sort of rash somebody would treat with an ointment like that?" or, "How could such seemingly nice people have something so thoroughly disgusting going on in their intestines? I mean, intestines rarely produce anything of beauty but, dear God, is that where that smell was coming from?"
So, if our music and personal magnetism aren't enough for you, please, consider coming to one of our House Concerts for all that you can learn about your neighbors and community. The Folk Process is nothing if not educational.
Sunday, December 5th, 3pm, $15
Cooldog Concert Series
Clayton, DE
For reservations or questions send mail to:
houseconcerts@cooldogconcerts.com
Opening: Cliff Hillis
302-659-3855
www.cooldogconcerts.com
Directions provided with RSVP
Yup. It's another House Concert. And, after that last True Confession, well, how much more is there to say about House Concerts? Frankly, very little that might not get us arrested. But that doesn't matter, because, after all, this show is in Delaware, which even though it may be a Blue State, is below The Manson-Nixon Line, where Moral Values will naturally prohibit folks from peeking in the medicine cabinet. Right?
Ooooh, look! Is that a poltice? Or maybe some kind of a plaster? Could it be a balm?
Sunday, December 19, 7:00 p.m., $7
The Salon - Holiday Show
1427 Spruce Street, 3rd Floor
Philadelphia, PA
(215) 893-0127
Okay, now we want you to close your eyes for a minute and picture Full Frontal Folk in little, faux-fur trimmed Santa skirts. Go ahead. We'll wait right here...
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Okay. That's enough.
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No, really. You can stop any time now. It's not like we're actually going to dress like that. It was just a trick to put you in a Holiday Frame of mind. Did it work? Do you feel all sugar-plummy and egg-noggy --or maybe just a little squishy? I know I'm starting to.
At any rate, here's your chance to come find out whether we're naughty or nice, exactly what's stuffed into our stockings and which one of us smells faintly of figgy pudding. Please, come to our Holiday Show. And remember, if you ask really nicely, we might just let you trim our tree. Don'cha just love this time of year?
Here are a couple of Holiday links to visit: www.fullfrontalfolk.com or www.cdbaby.com . If you go to the CD Baby site and search for "Full Frontal" you'll not only find our Great-As-Gifts CDs for sale, but also "Full Frontal Nudity" by EZ Access. It's described as, "A Hip-Hop and R&B mix with phat beats and a twist of fun." Ain't the internet great?